hahaha,the best yung mga gumugulong na bato at snowball,haha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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TITSER: who can make a sentence then translate it in tagalog?
PUPIL: my titser is beautiful, isn't she?
TITSER: very good, translate it in tagalog.
PUPIL: ang guro ko ay maganda, maganda nga ba?
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Guro: Pedro late ka na naman.
Pedro: Late po kasi relo ko.
Guro: Problema ba yun. E di i-advance mo.
Pedro: Sige po.
Guro: Oh, saan ka pupunta?
Pedro: uwian na po
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Isang araw umakyat ng bundok si BF kasama si GF.
BF: Sh*t! Mahuhulog na ko! Tulungan mo ko!
*Hinawakan ng GF ang kamay ni BF.*
GF: If you love someone, you should let him go...
BF: Taaaannngggiiinnnaa moooo!! *echo*
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SA KORTE
Abogado: Kung totoong ginahasa ka ng nasasakdal, bakit gumiling-giling ka pa ng bonggang bongga? pag pasok ng tutut niya?
Babae: Sir, self defense yun. para manghina siya agad.
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Couple talking:
W : hon, paki fix naman ilaw sa labas.
H: hello? electrician ba ako?
W: edi pakigawa na lang hagdan natin.
H: hello? karpintero ba ako?
pagbalik ni H, ayos na lahat ng sira.
W: kasi kanina a man saw me crying, sabi ko dami
sira dito sa bahay. so he offered to help in exhange of either sex or bake
ako ng cake.
H: so pinag-bake mo siya ng cake?
W: hello? baker ba ako?
PUPIL: my titser is beautiful, isn't she?
TITSER: very good, translate it in tagalog.
PUPIL: ang guro ko ay maganda, maganda nga ba?
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Guro: Pedro late ka na naman.
Pedro: Late po kasi relo ko.
Guro: Problema ba yun. E di i-advance mo.
Pedro: Sige po.
Guro: Oh, saan ka pupunta?
Pedro: uwian na po
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Isang araw umakyat ng bundok si BF kasama si GF.
BF: Sh*t! Mahuhulog na ko! Tulungan mo ko!
*Hinawakan ng GF ang kamay ni BF.*
GF: If you love someone, you should let him go...
BF: Taaaannngggiiinnnaa moooo!! *echo*
------------------------------------------
SA KORTE
Abogado: Kung totoong ginahasa ka ng nasasakdal, bakit gumiling-giling ka pa ng bonggang bongga? pag pasok ng tutut niya?
Babae: Sir, self defense yun. para manghina siya agad.
------------------------------------------
Couple talking:
W : hon, paki fix naman ilaw sa labas.
H: hello? electrician ba ako?
W: edi pakigawa na lang hagdan natin.
H: hello? karpintero ba ako?
pagbalik ni H, ayos na lahat ng sira.
W: kasi kanina a man saw me crying, sabi ko dami
sira dito sa bahay. so he offered to help in exhange of either sex or bake
ako ng cake.
H: so pinag-bake mo siya ng cake?
W: hello? baker ba ako?
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lolTITSER: who can make a sentence then translate it in tagalog?
PUPIL: my titser is beautiful, isn't she?
TITSER: very good, translate it in tagalog.
PUPIL: ang guro ko ay maganda, maganda nga ba?
------------------------------------------
Guro: Pedro late ka na naman.
Pedro: Late po kasi relo ko.
Guro: Problema ba yun. E di i-advance mo.
Pedro: Sige po.
Guro: Oh, saan ka pupunta?
Pedro: uwian na po
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Nice find.Queso_PILIPINAS wrote:TITSER: who can make a sentence then translate it in tagalog?
PUPIL: my titser is beautiful, isn't she?
TITSER: very good, translate it in tagalog.
PUPIL: ang guro ko ay maganda, maganda nga ba?
------------------------------------------
Guro: Pedro late ka na naman.
Pedro: Late po kasi relo ko.
Guro: Problema ba yun. E di i-advance mo.
Pedro: Sige po.
Guro: Oh, saan ka pupunta?
Pedro: uwian na po
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Isang araw umakyat ng bundok si BF kasama si GF.
BF: Sh*t! Mahuhulog na ko! Tulungan mo ko!
*Hinawakan ng GF ang kamay ni BF.*
GF: If you love someone, you should let him go...
BF: Taaaannngggiiinnnaa moooo!! *echo*
------------------------------------------
SA KORTE
Abogado: Kung totoong ginahasa ka ng nasasakdal, bakit gumiling-giling ka pa ng bonggang bongga? pag pasok ng tutut niya?
Babae: Sir, self defense yun. para manghina siya agad.
------------------------------------------
Couple talking:
W : hon, paki fix naman ilaw sa labas.
H: hello? electrician ba ako?
W: edi pakigawa na lang hagdan natin.
H: hello? karpintero ba ako?
pagbalik ni H, ayos na lahat ng sira.
W: kasi kanina a man saw me crying, sabi ko dami
sira dito sa bahay. so he offered to help in exhange of either sex or bake
ako ng cake.
H: so pinag-bake mo siya ng cake?
W: hello? baker ba ako?
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- x--ArchAngeL--x
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thanks for sharing man! hahaha...Queso_PILIPINAS wrote: ------------------------------------------
Guro: Pedro late ka na naman.
Pedro: Late po kasi relo ko.
Guro: Problema ba yun. E di i-advance mo.
Pedro: Sige po.
Guro: Oh, saan ka pupunta?
Pedro: uwian na po
------------------------------------------
Isang araw umakyat ng bundok si BF kasama si GF.
BF: Sh*t! Mahuhulog na ko! Tulungan mo ko!
*Hinawakan ng GF ang kamay ni BF.*
GF: If you love someone, you should let him go...
BF: Taaaannngggiiinnnaa moooo!! *echo*
------------------------------------------
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Queso_PILIPINAS wrote:TITSER: who can make a sentence then translate it in tagalog?
PUPIL: my titser is beautiful, isn't she?
TITSER: very good, translate it in tagalog.
PUPIL: ang guro ko ay maganda, maganda nga ba?
------------------------------------------
Guro: Pedro late ka na naman.
Pedro: Late po kasi relo ko.
Guro: Problema ba yun. E di i-advance mo.
Pedro: Sige po.
Guro: Oh, saan ka pupunta?
Pedro: uwian na po
------------------------------------------
Isang araw umakyat ng bundok si BF kasama si GF.
BF: Sh*t! Mahuhulog na ko! Tulungan mo ko!
*Hinawakan ng GF ang kamay ni BF.*
GF: If you love someone, you should let him go...
BF: Taaaannngggiiinnnaa moooo!! *echo*
------------------------------------------
SA KORTE
Abogado: Kung totoong ginahasa ka ng nasasakdal, bakit gumiling-giling ka pa ng bonggang bongga? pag pasok ng tutut niya?
Babae: Sir, self defense yun. para manghina siya agad.
------------------------------------------
Couple talking:
W : hon, paki fix naman ilaw sa labas.
H: hello? electrician ba ako?
W: edi pakigawa na lang hagdan natin.
H: hello? karpintero ba ako?
pagbalik ni H, ayos na lahat ng sira.
W: kasi kanina a man saw me crying, sabi ko dami
sira dito sa bahay. so he offered to help in exhange of either sex or bake
ako ng cake.
H: so pinag-bake mo siya ng cake?
W: hello? baker ba ako?
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Phantom chaos wrote:hahaha,the best yung mga gumugulong na bato at snowball,haha
I MEAN WTF IS THIS
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Unit: PS3 Slim 120gb R2
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Platinum Count: 34
Latest Platinum: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
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share ko mga napulot ko.
Sa bahay may nakasulat na “ice for saleâ€
bata: pabili!!
yaya: ano bibilin mo?
bata: kendi nga po.
yaya: wala
bata: coke
yaya: wala!!
bata: juice
yaya: wala nga! kita mong ice for sale yung nakasulat malamang ice lang tinitinda namin!! tanga mo talaga!!
bata: ikaw nga yung mas tanga kita mong ice lang tinitinda nyo nagtatanong ka pa kung ano bibilhin ko tanga!!
_______________________________
Nena: Tay, sabi sakin ng titser ni Jun-jun bagsak na naman daw sya.
Tatay: aba teka yari sakin yan paguwi.
(Pag-uwi ni Junjun)
Tatay: Hoy Junjun! Bagsak ka na naman daw! Sa susunod na bumagsak ka pa wag mo na kong ituring na tatay at wag mo na din akong matawag tawag na tatay!
Junjun: Opo tay...
After 1 month nalaman ni Junjun na ang ate nia ang nagsusumbong sa kanya... kaya naisip nyang gantihan ito...
Junjun: Tay.. tay...
Tatay: Oh Bakit?
Junjun: Yung boyfriend ni Ate may dalang baril kanina nung wala ka.
Tatay: Aba lokong yun ahh... Eh pano mo nalaman?
Junjun: Eh pano nadinig ko sila ni ate kanina sa kwarto sabi ni ate... "HOY sa labas mo iputok ha"!
Tatay: Ay p**ang i**ng YUN! Maiba ko kumusta exam!
Junjun: OK naman PARE..
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anak: tays kains nas tayos yo...
tatay..tigilan mo na ngang kalalagay ng "s" sa salita ha..
anak: oos pos
tatay: ano ba napipikon na ako ha...tigilan na sabi eh...syanga pala...ano nga ba ulam natin jan..
anak: meron po tayong..Inigang na Bangu na may Kamati at Ibuya...hmmmmm ang Arap ng Abaw.....
___________________
Tuwang tuwa ang magkumpareng langaw habang kumakain ng tae. . .
Nang biglang napautot ang isang langaw . . .
LANGAW 1: Pare! bastos mo naman!!! Nakita mo'ng kumakain tayo !!!
LANGAW 2: Sorry pare.
Sa bahay may nakasulat na “ice for saleâ€
bata: pabili!!
yaya: ano bibilin mo?
bata: kendi nga po.
yaya: wala
bata: coke
yaya: wala!!
bata: juice
yaya: wala nga! kita mong ice for sale yung nakasulat malamang ice lang tinitinda namin!! tanga mo talaga!!
bata: ikaw nga yung mas tanga kita mong ice lang tinitinda nyo nagtatanong ka pa kung ano bibilhin ko tanga!!
_______________________________
Nena: Tay, sabi sakin ng titser ni Jun-jun bagsak na naman daw sya.
Tatay: aba teka yari sakin yan paguwi.
(Pag-uwi ni Junjun)
Tatay: Hoy Junjun! Bagsak ka na naman daw! Sa susunod na bumagsak ka pa wag mo na kong ituring na tatay at wag mo na din akong matawag tawag na tatay!
Junjun: Opo tay...
After 1 month nalaman ni Junjun na ang ate nia ang nagsusumbong sa kanya... kaya naisip nyang gantihan ito...
Junjun: Tay.. tay...
Tatay: Oh Bakit?
Junjun: Yung boyfriend ni Ate may dalang baril kanina nung wala ka.
Tatay: Aba lokong yun ahh... Eh pano mo nalaman?
Junjun: Eh pano nadinig ko sila ni ate kanina sa kwarto sabi ni ate... "HOY sa labas mo iputok ha"!
Tatay: Ay p**ang i**ng YUN! Maiba ko kumusta exam!
Junjun: OK naman PARE..
____________
anak: tays kains nas tayos yo...
tatay..tigilan mo na ngang kalalagay ng "s" sa salita ha..
anak: oos pos
tatay: ano ba napipikon na ako ha...tigilan na sabi eh...syanga pala...ano nga ba ulam natin jan..
anak: meron po tayong..Inigang na Bangu na may Kamati at Ibuya...hmmmmm ang Arap ng Abaw.....
___________________
Tuwang tuwa ang magkumpareng langaw habang kumakain ng tae. . .
Nang biglang napautot ang isang langaw . . .
LANGAW 1: Pare! bastos mo naman!!! Nakita mo'ng kumakain tayo !!!
LANGAW 2: Sorry pare.
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- Neomyked
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What is the difference between a girlfriend, a call girl and a wife?
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For Sale/Trade (PS4) Battlefield 4 R1
2000php ot trade to Killzone SF R1
3DS FC: 3840-6495-6799
50% of something is better than 100% nothing.
For Sale/Trade (PS4) Battlefield 4 R1
2000php ot trade to Killzone SF R1
- Neomyked
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^pre doble nanaman post mo... nawawarningan kana hindi kapa din tumitigil
wanted kana nga sa popcorn thread oh
http://pinoyps.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=44963&start=340
At school little johnnys class is learning about medicines. Sister Chatherine the teacher asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for.
!st pupil: Tylenol? for headache!
Teacher: Very good
2nd Pupil:Nytol! to help you sleep
Teacher: Excellent
..Now its Johnnys turn and he said....
Johnny: Viagra
Teacher:And what is the used for johnny asked the surprised teacher.
Johnny: Diarrhea!
Teacher: and who told you Johnny?
Johnny:Nobody but every evening my mother tells my father "Take a viagra!, ...and maybe that #@*^ will get harder!!
wanted kana nga sa popcorn thread oh
http://pinoyps.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=44963&start=340
At school little johnnys class is learning about medicines. Sister Chatherine the teacher asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for.
!st pupil: Tylenol? for headache!
Teacher: Very good
2nd Pupil:Nytol! to help you sleep
Teacher: Excellent
..Now its Johnnys turn and he said....
Johnny: Viagra
Teacher:And what is the used for johnny asked the surprised teacher.
Johnny: Diarrhea!
Teacher: and who told you Johnny?
Johnny:Nobody but every evening my mother tells my father "Take a viagra!, ...and maybe that #@*^ will get harder!!
PSN - Neomyked28
3DS FC: 3840-6495-6799
50% of something is better than 100% nothing.
For Sale/Trade (PS4) Battlefield 4 R1
2000php ot trade to Killzone SF R1
3DS FC: 3840-6495-6799
50% of something is better than 100% nothing.
For Sale/Trade (PS4) Battlefield 4 R1
2000php ot trade to Killzone SF R1
- x--ArchAngeL--x
- Gunblade Specialist
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sa unli na ko hahaha...Neomyked wrote:What is the difference between a girlfriend, a call girl and a wife?
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PlayStation Portable, PlayStation 3
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Yun nga lang pre sa unli, naka-lock ka na daw dun.x--ArchAngeL--x wrote:sa unli na ko hahaha...Neomyked wrote:What is the difference between a girlfriend, a call girl and a wife?
Sagot: Post paid, pre paid, unlimited