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owen17 wrote:This never gets old still funny hahah :rofl: :rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sE1hYug8LA
hahaha,the best yung mga gumugulong na bato at snowball,haha :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
please do listen to us : http://mnoradio.webs.com/
cause I'm MR. Brightside. :facepalm:

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KUHA MO?!
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TITSER: who can make a sentence then translate it in tagalog?
PUPIL: my titser is beautiful, isn't she?
TITSER: very good, translate it in tagalog.
PUPIL: ang guro ko ay maganda, maganda nga ba?
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Guro: Pedro late ka na naman.
Pedro: Late po kasi relo ko.
Guro: Problema ba yun. E di i-advance mo.
Pedro: Sige po.
Guro: Oh, saan ka pupunta?
Pedro: uwian na po
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Isang araw umakyat ng bundok si BF kasama si GF.

BF: Sh*t! Mahuhulog na ko! Tulungan mo ko!
*Hinawakan ng GF ang kamay ni BF.*
GF: If you love someone, you should let him go...
BF: Taaaannngggiiinnnaa moooo!! *echo*
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SA KORTE

Abogado: Kung totoong ginahasa ka ng nasasakdal, bakit gumiling-giling ka pa ng bonggang bongga? pag pasok ng tutut niya?

Babae: Sir, self defense yun. para manghina siya agad.
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Couple talking:

W : hon, paki fix naman ilaw sa labas.
H: hello? electrician ba ako?
W: edi pakigawa na lang hagdan natin.
H: hello? karpintero ba ako?

pagbalik ni H, ayos na lahat ng sira.

W: kasi kanina a man saw me crying, sabi ko dami
sira dito sa bahay. so he offered to help in exhange of either sex or bake
ako ng cake.
H: so pinag-bake mo siya ng cake?
W: hello? baker ba ako?
:bigmouth:
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TITSER: who can make a sentence then translate it in tagalog?
PUPIL: my titser is beautiful, isn't she?
TITSER: very good, translate it in tagalog.
PUPIL: ang guro ko ay maganda, maganda nga ba?
------------------------------------------
Guro: Pedro late ka na naman.
Pedro: Late po kasi relo ko.
Guro: Problema ba yun. E di i-advance mo.
Pedro: Sige po.
Guro: Oh, saan ka pupunta?
Pedro: uwian na po
lol :lol:
saaaandaliiiii laaaaannnggg!!!
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Queso_PILIPINAS wrote:TITSER: who can make a sentence then translate it in tagalog?
PUPIL: my titser is beautiful, isn't she?
TITSER: very good, translate it in tagalog.
PUPIL: ang guro ko ay maganda, maganda nga ba?
------------------------------------------
Guro: Pedro late ka na naman.
Pedro: Late po kasi relo ko.
Guro: Problema ba yun. E di i-advance mo.
Pedro: Sige po.
Guro: Oh, saan ka pupunta?
Pedro: uwian na po
------------------------------------------
Isang araw umakyat ng bundok si BF kasama si GF.

BF: Sh*t! Mahuhulog na ko! Tulungan mo ko!
*Hinawakan ng GF ang kamay ni BF.*
GF: If you love someone, you should let him go...
BF: Taaaannngggiiinnnaa moooo!! *echo*
------------------------------------------
SA KORTE

Abogado: Kung totoong ginahasa ka ng nasasakdal, bakit gumiling-giling ka pa ng bonggang bongga? pag pasok ng tutut niya?

Babae: Sir, self defense yun. para manghina siya agad.
------------------------------------------
Couple talking:

W : hon, paki fix naman ilaw sa labas.
H: hello? electrician ba ako?
W: edi pakigawa na lang hagdan natin.
H: hello? karpintero ba ako?

pagbalik ni H, ayos na lahat ng sira.

W: kasi kanina a man saw me crying, sabi ko dami
sira dito sa bahay. so he offered to help in exhange of either sex or bake
ako ng cake.
H: so pinag-bake mo siya ng cake?
W: hello? baker ba ako?
:bigmouth:
Nice find. :2thumbs: :rofl:
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Queso_PILIPINAS wrote: ------------------------------------------
Guro: Pedro late ka na naman.
Pedro: Late po kasi relo ko.
Guro: Problema ba yun. E di i-advance mo.
Pedro: Sige po.
Guro: Oh, saan ka pupunta?
Pedro: uwian na po
------------------------------------------
Isang araw umakyat ng bundok si BF kasama si GF.

BF: Sh*t! Mahuhulog na ko! Tulungan mo ko!
*Hinawakan ng GF ang kamay ni BF.*
GF: If you love someone, you should let him go...
BF: Taaaannngggiiinnnaa moooo!! *echo*
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thanks for sharing man! hahaha...
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^ Nice finds! :2thumbs:
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Queso_PILIPINAS wrote:TITSER: who can make a sentence then translate it in tagalog?
PUPIL: my titser is beautiful, isn't she?
TITSER: very good, translate it in tagalog.
PUPIL: ang guro ko ay maganda, maganda nga ba?
------------------------------------------
Guro: Pedro late ka na naman.
Pedro: Late po kasi relo ko.
Guro: Problema ba yun. E di i-advance mo.
Pedro: Sige po.
Guro: Oh, saan ka pupunta?
Pedro: uwian na po
------------------------------------------
Isang araw umakyat ng bundok si BF kasama si GF.

BF: Sh*t! Mahuhulog na ko! Tulungan mo ko!
*Hinawakan ng GF ang kamay ni BF.*
GF: If you love someone, you should let him go...
BF: Taaaannngggiiinnnaa moooo!! *echo*
------------------------------------------
SA KORTE

Abogado: Kung totoong ginahasa ka ng nasasakdal, bakit gumiling-giling ka pa ng bonggang bongga? pag pasok ng tutut niya?

Babae: Sir, self defense yun. para manghina siya agad.
------------------------------------------
Couple talking:

W : hon, paki fix naman ilaw sa labas.
H: hello? electrician ba ako?
W: edi pakigawa na lang hagdan natin.
H: hello? karpintero ba ako?

pagbalik ni H, ayos na lahat ng sira.

W: kasi kanina a man saw me crying, sabi ko dami
sira dito sa bahay. so he offered to help in exhange of either sex or bake
ako ng cake.
H: so pinag-bake mo siya ng cake?
W: hello? baker ba ako?
:bigmouth:
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Phantom chaos wrote:
owen17 wrote:This never gets old still funny hahah :rofl: :rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sE1hYug8LA
hahaha,the best yung mga gumugulong na bato at snowball,haha :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:



I MEAN WTF IS THIS :bigmouth: :bigmouth: :bigmouth:
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Hehe..sarap talaga mamuhay sa Japan... :win: :cheer:
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owen17 wrote:This never gets old still funny hahah :rofl: :rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sE1hYug8LA
Panalo yung emu sa CR. :rofl: Tsaka yung rolling stone! Parang Takeshi's castle amp!
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ashinamune wrote:=

Anak: dad... buntis po...(mom and dad napatingin)

Anak: buntis po ako... hindi ako makakagraduate... mahirap po ba mabuntis?

Mom: mahirap maging ina, lalo na sa isang ambisosyang bading na kagaya mo!! kumain ka na baka ingudngod ko nguso mo sa noodles na yan!!
BWAHAHAHA nak ng ambisosyang bading! :rofl: :rofl:
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magpatubo muna sya ng matris bago nya pangarapin yun :fight:
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although reversed na ngayon, ps3 has the best exclusive games :grin:

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share ko mga napulot ko.

Sa bahay may nakasulat na “ice for sale”
bata: pabili!!
yaya: ano bibilin mo?
bata: kendi nga po.
yaya: wala
bata: coke
yaya: wala!!
bata: juice
yaya: wala nga! kita mong ice for sale yung nakasulat malamang ice lang tinitinda namin!! tanga mo talaga!!
bata: ikaw nga yung mas tanga kita mong ice lang tinitinda nyo nagtatanong ka pa kung ano bibilhin ko tanga!!
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Nena: Tay, sabi sakin ng titser ni Jun-jun bagsak na naman daw sya.
Tatay: aba teka yari sakin yan paguwi.
(Pag-uwi ni Junjun)
Tatay: Hoy Junjun! Bagsak ka na naman daw! Sa susunod na bumagsak ka pa wag mo na kong ituring na tatay at wag mo na din akong matawag tawag na tatay!
Junjun: Opo tay...

After 1 month nalaman ni Junjun na ang ate nia ang nagsusumbong sa kanya... kaya naisip nyang gantihan ito...

Junjun: Tay.. tay...
Tatay: Oh Bakit?
Junjun: Yung boyfriend ni Ate may dalang baril kanina nung wala ka.
Tatay: Aba lokong yun ahh... Eh pano mo nalaman?
Junjun: Eh pano nadinig ko sila ni ate kanina sa kwarto sabi ni ate... "HOY sa labas mo iputok ha"!
Tatay: Ay p**ang i**ng YUN! Maiba ko kumusta exam!

Junjun: OK naman PARE.. :)

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anak: tays kains nas tayos yo...
tatay..tigilan mo na ngang kalalagay ng "s" sa salita ha..
anak: oos pos
tatay: ano ba napipikon na ako ha...tigilan na sabi eh...syanga pala...ano nga ba ulam natin jan..
anak: meron po tayong..Inigang na Bangu na may Kamati at Ibuya...hmmmmm ang Arap ng Abaw.....

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Tuwang tuwa ang magkumpareng langaw habang kumakain ng tae. . .
Nang biglang napautot ang isang langaw . . .

LANGAW 1: Pare! bastos mo naman!!! Nakita mo'ng kumakain tayo !!!
LANGAW 2: Sorry pare.
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^pre doble nanaman post mo... nawawarningan kana hindi kapa din tumitigil :sweat:

wanted kana nga sa popcorn thread oh :huh:

http://pinoyps.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=44963&start=340


At school little johnnys class is learning about medicines. Sister Chatherine the teacher asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for.

!st pupil: Tylenol? for headache!
Teacher: Very good
2nd Pupil:Nytol! to help you sleep
Teacher: Excellent
..Now its Johnnys turn and he said....
Johnny: Viagra
Teacher:And what is the used for johnny asked the surprised teacher.
Johnny: Diarrhea!
Teacher: and who told you Johnny?
Johnny:Nobody but every evening my mother tells my father "Take a viagra!, ...and maybe that #@*^ will get harder!!
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Neomyked wrote:What is the difference between a girlfriend, a call girl and a wife?
Sagot: Post paid, pre paid, unlimited :agree:
sa unli na ko hahaha...
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x--ArchAngeL--x wrote:
Neomyked wrote:What is the difference between a girlfriend, a call girl and a wife?
Sagot: Post paid, pre paid, unlimited :agree:
sa unli na ko hahaha...
Yun nga lang pre sa unli, naka-lock ka na daw dun. :sweat:
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Lifetime contract pa kamo...with no possibility of contract termination... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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