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sang gabing umuulan at may bagyo, may US Navy
Ship na dumaraan sa northern Philippines.
Ganito ang conversation.
US Ship: Please divert your course 15 degrees
to the north to avoid collision.
Pinoy: Recommend you divert your course
15 degrees to the south to avoid collision.
US Ship: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship.
I say again, divert YOUR course.
Pinoy: Tang na mo. No, I say again, divert YOUR course.
US Ship: (Galit na) This is the Aircraft Carrier
USS Eisenhower, the 2nd largest ship in the
US Navy. We're accompanied by 3 Cruisers
3 Destroyers, and numerous vessels.
I DEMAND that you change your Course
15 Degrees North, or COUNTERMEASURES
WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO INSURE
THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP!
Pinoy: (Cool na Cool) Okay, this the lighthouse
atop a Rocky Hill, gusto mo, banggaan tayo! :slap: