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DarkRushBeat
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Amp sa China.....

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Everybody wants Happiness, Nobody wants Pain...
But you can't have a Rainbow, without a little Rain....


Wrestling/Handheld Games/Horror/Zombie Films/Paranormal/Basketball Shoes/Body Building


Gameboy/Nintendo DS/PSP/Nintendo 3DS
FC: 1934-0903-9050
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SirZap
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isang umaga
BABAE : Hayup ka! sabay sampal sa asawa PAK!"
LALAKE : Baket mo ako sinampal?!?!?!
BABAE : sino tong JOY sa wallet mo?
LALAKE : Ano ka ba naman.. eh sino pa yung KABAYONG tinayaan ko sa karerahan!
kinabukasan
BABAE : (sinampal ulit yung asawa) PAK!!
LALAKE : O baket na naman ulit?????
BABAE : Tumawag yung kabayo mo!
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sayad5
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TANONG: Bakit kailangan may picture ng misis o girlfriend sa wallet ng mga lalake?

SAGOT: Para palagi nilang maalala kung bakit walang laman yung wallet nila.

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"Mabait ang kapitbahay kapag walang password ang Wi-fi"
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LADY: “My husband has the habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him?”

DOCTOR: “Give him an opportunity to speak when he’s awake!”


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genie: i'll grant you a wish.
bading: talaga? gusto kong gumanda.
genie: sige, buksan mo ang bote.
bading: at gaganda ako?
genie: hindi, babalik na lang ako. babooh!

Basag xd
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Pedro: Alam mo, yung pusa namin, kahit nakalagay sa lamesa at walang takip ang ulam namin, hindi kinakain!
Juan: Maniwala ako?!
Pedro: Totoo!
Juan: Ano ba ang ulam nyo?
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Pedro: Asin!
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Everybody wants Happiness, Nobody wants Pain...
But you can't have a Rainbow, without a little Rain....


Wrestling/Handheld Games/Horror/Zombie Films/Paranormal/Basketball Shoes/Body Building


Gameboy/Nintendo DS/PSP/Nintendo 3DS
FC: 1934-0903-9050
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PEDRO: "Pare, ano yung nababalitaan ko na sinabi mo sa syota ko na SUPOT ako!"
JUAN: "Di totoo yan pare,ang sinabi ko malapit ka ng TULIIN!"
PEDRO: "Ah ganun ba,sori! akala ko binuko mo na ako eh!"
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Rakenrol to the world!!! Wooooo!
Ayos ba tayo diyan mga tsong?!
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Daniel
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Natatawa ako sa mga posts ni sayad. hahaha :lol:
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VincH
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natawa ako sa mga nag file ng coc para presidente. andaming mga tinawag ng "dyos" para maging presidente :lol:
saaaandaliiiii laaaaannnggg!!!
deathzero23
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Meron yung Daniel/Dante Magtira.. Nakalagay sa COC misis nya si Kris Aquino :lol:
Tapos ang nag-endorso sa kanya si Vilma Santos :lol:

Si Ely Pamatong, plataporma nya All Out War sa China.
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hahahah yung bagong nagfile ng coc sabi tinawag raw siya ng mga alien amp :lol: siya ata si Ben 10. :rofl:
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A girl was reading a newspaper's comments on birth and death statistics in a bus. Suddenly she turned to the man on her right. "Do you know that every time I breathe, someone dies?" she asked.

"Very interesting." came the reply. "Tried using a mouthwash?"
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INAY: ang lakas mong kumain! ano bang klaseng bata ka?!!

ANAK: nay, bakit ang alaga nating baboy, pag malakas kumain masaya ka. Sino ba talaga ang anak mo?
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Eyeball ng textmates:

Girl: Magsusuot ako ng yellow.
Boy: I'll wear green.

Nagpunta sila sa coffee shop to meet.
Dumating ang panget na babaeng nakayellow.
Walang lalakeng naka-green.
Nilapitan ng babae ang isang lalakeng naka-red na shirt.

Girl: Excuse me, are you my textmate?

Boy: Hindi ah!
Naka-green ba ako?!
Hello???
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Pag ang ihi mo matamis, diabetic ka.

Pag sobrang alat, acidic ka.

At pag tinikman mo...

BALIW KA!
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Patient: Doc, and laki ng problem ko...
Doc: Bakit anong problema?
Patient: Eto po kasi eh..(naghubad ng short, pinakita ang "alaga" niya na mukhang duhat sa liit)
Doc: WATDAFAK?! PAPANO NANGYARING NAGING GANYAN YAN?
Patient: Oo nga po eh, kaya nga po ako pumunta sa inyo, kase isang linggo na pong namamaga..
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Girlfriend: Honey, kung prutas ako, saan mo ako iko-compare?
Boyfriend: Siyempre naman, sa mangga.
Girlfriend: Ows, bakit naman?
Boyfriend: Mukha ka kasing KALABAW.
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